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A woman in North Carolina was reunited with her mother who went missing 24 years ago. For
UNITED STATES, March 28 — ROCKINGHAM COUNTY, N. See more
CBC News
A teacher in southeastern B.C. has had his teaching certificate suspended for two days aft
CANADA, March 26 — A teacher in southeastern B. See more
Church of Jesus Christ
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UNITED STATES, March 22 — This page contains an image.
AP News
This article discusses a real possum that was found among plush toy animals in an Australi
UNITED STATES, March 22 — This article discusses a real possum that was found among plush toy animals in an Australian airport shop.
Political Wire
Gregg Phillips, appointed in December to lead FEMA’s Office of Response and Recovery, rose
UNITED STATES, March 21 — CNN : “As millions of Americans braced for a series of brutal storms this winter, the senior official in charge of the federal government’s disaster response had been on the job only a few weeks — and had previously claimed on podcasts that he once teleported to a Waffle House. See more
USA TODAY
Two newly registered federal website domains – Alien.gov and Aliens.gov – are drawing atte
UNITED STATES, March 20 — Why did the federal government create Alien. gov and Aliens. See more
AP News
A Florida hospital is suing to evict a patient who has refused to leave her room five mont
UNITED STATES, March 19 — Florida hospital sues to evict patient who won't leave months after discharge | AP News Menu World SECTIONS Iran war Russia-Ukraine war Español China Asia Pacific Latin America Europe Africa TOP STORIES After Iran escalates attacks on Gulf energy sites, Israel says it will stop s See more
CTV News
A University of Winnipeg professor is suing the university and its faculty association, cl
CANADA, March 18 — The University of Winnipeg is pictured in an undated image. (CTV News Winnipeg file photo) See more
Newsweek
A TikTok video showing a deaf passenger being removed from a Frontier Airlines flight has
UNITED STATES, March 17 — A TikTok video showing a deaf passenger being removed from a Frontier Airlines flight has sparked widespread outrage online, after the woman said she was taken off the plane because she could not hear a flight attendant. See more
Newsweek
A TikTok video showing a deaf passenger being removed from a Frontier Airlines flight has
UNITED STATES, March 17 — A TikTok video showing a deaf passenger being removed from a Frontier Airlines flight has sparked widespread outrage online, after the woman said she was taken off the plane because she could not hear a flight attendant. See more
Nation.Cymru
Two urban explorers have shared a video of themselves exploring what they described as an
WALES, March 17 — Two urban explorers have shared a video of themselves exploring what they described as an abandoned shopping centre in Wales, even though parts of the building are still occupied.
The video is filmed in The Queen s Arcade, which is part of St David s Shopping Centre in Cardiff. See more
Ars Technica
A 58-year-old woman in Greece appears to hold the record for growing a parasitic sheep bot
UNITED STATES, March 16 — A 58-year-old woman in Greece appears to hold the record for growing a parasitic sheep bot fly in her nose the longest, almost creating a snot rocket that could literally fly. See more
BBC News
Colin Bradley, a 79-year-old paperboy in Little Weighton, East Yorkshire, has been deliver
LONDON, March 16 — At seven o'clock on a Monday morning, a village paperboy is busily doing his rounds, his high-vis vest and yellow bag standing out against a grey blanket of fog.
But when Colin Bradley finishes his deliveries, he will not be heading to school. See more
BBC News
A man was rushed to hospital after his skin turned blue - only for medics to discover it w
LONDON, March 16 — A man was rushed to hospital after his skin turned blue - only for medics to discover it was dye from his new bed sheets. Tommy Lynch, from Derbyshire, said he had woken from a long sleep in the gifted navy-coloured bedding looking like "an Avatar", in reference to the blue being See more
CTV News
A large steel cylinder has mysteriously emerged from the ground at a sewer construction si
CANADA, March 16 — This shows a pipe which was buried but suddenly emerged above ground at a sewer construction site in Osaka, western Japan Wednesday, March 11, 2026.
(Yukie Nishizawa/Kyodo News via AP)
Runner's World
We dug into the science to see how it's possible. This is the question Libby Cope, 30, an
UNITED STATES, March 15 — When was the last time you made butter and ran simultaneously? This is the question Libby Cope, 30, an Oregon-based outdoor and running content creator, asks in a video that has racked up more than 2 million views on TikTok and nearly 10 million on Instagram . See more
BBC News
A man was rushed to hospital after his skin turned blue - only for medics to discover it w
LONDON, March 15 — A man was rushed to hospital after his skin turned blue - only for medics to discover it was dye from his new bed sheets. Tommy Lynch, from Derbyshire, said he had woken from a long sleep in the gifted navy-coloured bedding looking like "an Avatar", in reference to the blue being See more
BBC
Welcome to the online world of "looksmaxxing", where a growing number of young men are goi
LONDON, March 15 — Marvin ponders his attractiveness before giving himself "a solid 7/10". With a bit more work, he feels he could improve. "I'm not happy with my skin, eyebags and my jawline could be better," Marvin says. See more
USA TODAY
A New York City taqueria is no longer in hot water after a judge ruled against a German to
UNITED STATES, March 15 — A tourist sued a taqueria over spicy salsa. A judge says spice is 'the point. ' "Mexican food, and more specifically, salsa, is often spicy," U. See more
FOX 11 Los Angeles
A German tourist sued New York taco spot Los Tacos No. 1 for $100,000, claiming its green
UNITED STATES, March 14 — A man sued a popular New York taco joint because he claimed the salsa was too spicy, according to multiple reports. Faycal Manz, a German tourist visiting the United States in 2024, filed a complaint against Los Tacos No. See more
NBC 6 South Florida
A Southwest Airlines flight that was heading to Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Ai
UNITED STATES, March 10 — A Southwest Airlines flight that was heading to Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport on Friday night was diverted to Georgia after a passenger “misunderstanding,” airline officials said. See more
The Indian Express
The Central Board of Secondary Education (CBSE) went viral on the Internet for all the wro
INDIA, March 10 — The Central Board of Secondary Education (CBSE) went viral on the Internet for all the wrong reasons after a QR code allegedly printed on the question paper of the Class 12 Mathematics board examination directed students to a viral video of British singer Rick Astley’s ‘Never Gon See more
The Tribune
A CBSE Class 12 Mathematics exam paper that was held on March 9 has led to an unexpected s
INDIA, March 10 — A CBSE Class 12 Mathematics exam paper that was held on March 9 has led to an unexpected surprise. Apparently, students are claiming that while scanning the QR code printed on it, they were redirected to a YouTube video instead of verification details. See more
The Tribune
A CBSE Class 12 Mathematics exam paper that was held on March 9 has led to an unexpected s
INDIA, March 10 — A CBSE Class 12 Mathematics exam paper that was held on March 9 has led to an unexpected surprise. Apparently, students are claiming that while scanning the QR code printed on it, they were redirected to a YouTube video instead of verification details. See more
NewsX
CBSE Class 12 Maths paper QR code allegedly redirected students to Rick Astley’s “Never Go
IN, March 10 — Students appearing for the CBSE Class 12 Mathematics board examination were in for an unexpected surprise when a QR code printed on the question paper allegedly redirected users to the viral “Rickroll” prank video Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley. See more
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The Washington Township Police Department shared that officers stopped a vehicle on Sunday
UNITED STATES, March 10 — WASHINGTON — A New Jersey resident got quite the surprise when their DoorDash delivery arrived at their door over the weekend, courtesy of two local police officers. See more
BBC
A pair from Finland has won one of the country's most unusual contests. Dozens of people b
GB, March 9 — Contestants are splashed with water during the race A pair from Finland has won one of the country's most unusual contests. Dozens of people braved murky weather to take part in the UK Wife Carrying Race, now in its 17th year. See more
Fox Business
Mac Mart owner Marti Lieberman told Fox 29 Philadelphia that she began receiving boxes of
UNITED STATES, March 9 — A Philadelphia food stand owner says she was left scrambling after 600 tubs of French onion dip suddenly showed up at her small Center City kiosk, a surprise shipment she never ordered. See more
AP News
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BBC
Daisy the border collie was supposed to be a working sheep dog, but the farming world was
GB, March 9 — Daisy the border collie was supposed to be a working sheep dog, but the farming world was not for her. She has now collared a more comfortable job by taking centre-stage at life drawing classes in Nottingham. See more
USA TODAY
A group of beauty queens has been caught using fillers and Botox to enhance their looks —
UNITED STATES, March 8 — Camels disqualified from beauty contest for Botox, fillers Michelle Del Rey USA TODAY March 6, 2026, 6:06 p. See more
BBC News
A couple have won a legal battle over a tiny strip of grass outside their house, after a n
LONDON, March 8 — Elizabeth Dobson and her partner Andrew Pleming had spent years tending the 2. See more
Fox News
A New Jersey Girl Scouts troop found cookie sales in high demand outside a cannabis dispen
UNITED STATES, March 7 — NEW You can now listen to Fox News articles! A New Jersey Girl Scouts troop found cookie sales in high demand outside a cannabis dispensary, but the move may have landed the group in hot water with the organization's leaders. See more
The Independent UK
Girl Scout Senior leaders at the Girl Scouts are reportedly displeased after a New Jersey
LONDON, March 6 — Girl Scouts leaders displeased after troop sells cookies outside dispensary Girl Scout Senior leaders at the Girl Scouts are reportedly displeased after a New Jersey troop partnered with a local weed dispensary to sell their cookies . See more
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U.S. Rep. Anna Paulina Luna faced questions and criticism on Thursday after she said there
UNITED STATES, March 6 — U. S. Rep. Anna Paulina Luna faced questions and criticism on Thursday after she said there was evidence of “interdimensional beings. ” Luna, a Republican who has represented Florida’s 13th congressional district since 2023, was a guest on The Joe Rogan Experience podcast , and the See more
The Independent
Senior leaders at the Girl Scouts are reportedly displeased that a New Jersey troop teamed
LONDON, March 5 — Girl Scout cookie season runs from January through April Brittany Miller & Mike Bedigan Thursday 05 March 2026 13:10 EST Bookmark Comments Go to comments Bookmark popover Removed from bookmarks Close popover Related: Girl scout cookie warehouse Your support helps us to tell the s See more
News24
The 2026 Camel Beauty Show Festival in Al Musannah, Oman, has been rocked by scandal after
ZA, March 5 — Camel breeders are resorting to cosmetic enhancements to win camel beauty pageants. The 2026 Camel Beauty Show Festival in Al Musannah, Oman, has been rocked by scandal after 20 camels were disqualified from the competition for receiving illegal cosmetic enhancements, including l See more
Fox News
A TikTok influencer is responding to outrage online after seemingly recommending that her
UNITED STATES, March 5 — A TikTok influencer is responding to outrage online after seemingly recommending that her followers use a hotel coffee maker to wash their underwear while on the road. See more
BBC
A woman who installed protective bars after her windows were "smashed in" by drunken revel
LONDON, March 4 — Tammie McNeill, from Woodbridge, Suffolk, put in the "expensive" handmade guards 18 months ago after paying £2,000 to repair her shattered windows.
On one occasion, she said an "extremely drunk man" ended up in her living room after falling through the window, while another broke See more
MeatEater
On Feb. 21, a motorist called 911 to report they had witnessed a man having sex with a dea
UNITED STATES, March 4 — Buckle up, this is a weird one. Cue the banjos in the distance. See more