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Wednesday, April 15, 2026

Texas cannabis businesses sue state to block smokeable hemp ban

Texas hemp industry leaders and advocacy groups have sued the state to block new regulations that eliminate natural smokeable hemp products and increase licensing fees. The Texas Hemp Business Council, Hemp Industry & Farmers of America, and several Texas-based dispensaries and manufacturers filed for a temporary restraining order against the Texas Department of State Health Services and the Texas Health and Human Services Commission on Tuesday, alleging that the agencies have overstepped their constitutional authority by rewriting the statutory definitions of hemp established by lawmakers in 2019.

14 shots of tequila later, cruise passenger wins damages from Carnival

A California woman has won a lawsuit against cruise giant Carnival Corp., in which the Florida-based company was found negligent for serving her at least 14 shots of tequila in an 8 1/2-hour period and liable for subsequent injuries she suffered while inebriated onboard. A Miami federal jury ruled in the passenger’s favor on April 10 and awarded her $300,000 in damages, according to a court document that entered the docket on April 13.

Vance warns the pope should 'be careful' when talking about theology

Vance, who is Catholic, said the pope was wrong in saying Jesus wasn’t on the side of those who wield the sword, pointing to the U.S. helping defeat the Nazis during World War II. Vice President JD Vance said Tuesday that Pope Leo XIV should “be careful” when he talks about theology, rebuking the pontiff over his criticisms of U.S. foreign policy.

Dave Chappelle Slams Republicans: They 'Weaponized' Transgender Jokes

Dave Chappelle called out Republicans in a new interview with NPR, accusing members of the political party of "weaponizing" transgender jokes. The comedian has courted controversy since 2021 after his Netflix special, “The Closer,” included jokes that were widely criticized as transphobic.

Bozeman Meat Shop Introduces 24/7 Meat Vending Machine

Daniels Gourmet Meats in Bozeman has introduced a 24/7 meat vending machine. The touchscreen vending machine offers customers a variety of products — from bratwurst, jerky and meat sticks, to bacon, and even different cuts of steak.

Iran Can't Locate Its Own Mines In Strait Of Hormuz, Hampering Reopening Amid Peace Talks: Report

Iran is unable to fully reopen the Strait of Hormuz partly because it cannot locate all of the mines it laid in the waterway and lacks the capability to remove them even when it can, US officials told The New York Times, in a development that adds a significant technical complication to the peace talks in Islamabad. The disclosure helps explain why Tehran has been slow to comply with US President Donald Trump’s demands to restore shipping through the strait and why Iranian Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi, now in Pakistan for talks with Vice President JD Vance, said this week that the waterway would reopen “with due consideration of technical limitations."

Ugandan Army General Muhoozi Demands One Billion Dollar and Wife from Turkey

Uganda’s Chief of Defence Forces General Muhoozi Kainerugaba has demanded a minimum of one billion dollars from Turkey along with the most beautiful woman in the country to become his wife. The demands, posted directly on the social media platform X on April 11 2026, came with a stern 30-day ultimatum threatening to close Turkey’s embassy in Kampala and sever all diplomatic ties.

Chevron executive Andy Walz suggests Americans should drive less amid high gas prices

As gas prices continue to soar in the U.S. and across the globe amid the war with Iran , Chevron executive Andy Walz suggested Americans could save money by driving less and trying to conserve energy. "People should try to drive less. They should try to conserve energy," Walz told CBS News when asked how Americans could try saving money at the pump.

Zsolt Hegedűs dance after Tisza Party victory went viral overnight

The night of the election didn’t just reshape Hungary’s political landscape — it also produced a moment that captured the public’s imagination in an entirely different way. A spontaneous celebration, set to music and movement, quickly became one of the most talked-about images of the victory.

3 Southern California men arrested in $1 million Lego heist

Three Southern California men were arrested for their alleged part in a $1 million Lego heist in the Inland Empire, according to authorities. Deputies with the Kern County Sheriff's Office Mojave Substation were called to the 400 block of Silver Queen Road on Wednesday, April 8, after learning of suspicious vehicles in the area, according to a news release shared by the department on social media.

Russia opens criminal case against bar worker for making hookah out of Easter cake

A 27-year-old bar employee is facing criminal charges in Russia after posting an Instagram video of herself using a traditional Easter kulich cake as a hookah base, captioning it: "Even Christ would rise again for something like this." The Russian Investigative Committee announced it had opened a case under the country’s law against "offending religious feelings", saying the woman had committed "public actions expressing obvious disrespect for society".

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