These Terms of Service ("Terms") are a binding agreement between you and The Oddyist ("we," "us," or "our") governing your use of the The Oddyist website, content, and related services (collectively, the "Services"). By accessing or using the Services, you agree to these Terms.

If you do not agree to these Terms, do not use the Services.

1. Eligibility

You may use the Services only if you can form a legally binding contract under applicable law. If you use the Services on behalf of an organization, you represent that you have authority to bind that organization.

2. Nature of Content

The Oddyist publishes satire, commentary, and curated links. Content is provided for entertainment and informational purposes only and is not legal, financial, medical, or other professional advice. You are responsible for evaluating and verifying information before relying on it.

3. Acceptable Use

You agree not to misuse the Services. Without limitation, you will not:

1. Violate any applicable law, regulation, or third-party rights.
2. Attempt to gain unauthorized access to systems, accounts, or data.
3. Interfere with site operation, security, or performance.
4. Use bots, scrapers, or automated means to access content at unreasonable volumes.
5. Copy, distribute, or exploit site content in violation of these Terms.

4. Intellectual Property

The Services, including text, design, logos, branding, and original editorial content, are owned by The Oddyist or its licensors and are protected by intellectual property laws. Subject to these Terms, we grant you a limited, non-exclusive, non-transferable, revocable license to access and use the Services for personal, non-commercial use.

5. Newsletter and Communications

If you subscribe to our newsletter, you agree to provide accurate information and keep it current. You may unsubscribe at any time through the unsubscribe mechanism included in communications. Message frequency and content may vary.

6. Third-Party Links and Services

The Services may link to third-party websites or services. We do not control or endorse third-party content and are not responsible for their availability, accuracy, policies, or practices. Your use of third-party services is at your own risk and subject to their terms.

7. Disclaimer of Warranties

THE SERVICES ARE PROVIDED "AS IS" AND "AS AVAILABLE" WITHOUT WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, TITLE, AND NON-INFRINGEMENT. WE DO NOT WARRANT THAT THE SERVICES WILL BE UNINTERRUPTED, SECURE, OR ERROR-FREE.

8. Limitation of Liability

TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW, THE ODDYIST AND ITS OPERATORS WILL NOT BE LIABLE FOR ANY INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, CONSEQUENTIAL, EXEMPLARY, OR PUNITIVE DAMAGES, OR FOR ANY LOSS OF DATA, PROFITS, REVENUE, OR GOODWILL, ARISING FROM OR RELATED TO YOUR USE OF THE SERVICES.

TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW, OUR TOTAL LIABILITY FOR ALL CLAIMS ARISING OUT OF OR RELATING TO THE SERVICES WILL NOT EXCEED ONE HUNDRED U.S. DOLLARS (USD $100).

9. Indemnification

You agree to defend, indemnify, and hold harmless The Oddyist and its operators from and against any claims, liabilities, damages, losses, and expenses (including reasonable attorneys' fees) arising out of or related to your use of the Services, violation of these Terms, or infringement of any rights of another party.

10. Suspension and Termination

We may suspend or terminate access to the Services at any time, with or without notice, if we believe you have violated these Terms or if needed to protect the Services, users, or legal interests.

11. Changes to These Terms

We may update these Terms from time to time. Updated Terms become effective when posted on this page unless otherwise stated. Your continued use of the Services after an update constitutes acceptance of the revised Terms.

12. Governing Law and Venue

These Terms are governed by the laws of the State of California, without regard to conflict of law principles. Any dispute arising out of or relating to these Terms or the Services shall be brought in state or federal courts located in California, and you consent to personal jurisdiction in those courts.

13. Copyright and DMCA Notices

If you believe material on the Services infringes your copyright, send a notice containing sufficient detail to identify the allegedly infringing material and your claimed rights. We will review and process notices in accordance with applicable law.

14. Contact

Questions about these Terms can be sent to: editor@oddyist.com.