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Tampa Bay Times
He could face a public reprimand for his actions. A Florida judge faces possible reprimand
UNITED STATES, March 28 — A Florida judge faces possible reprimand for remarks he made to lawyers and a defendant in court. See more
NDTV World
The Trump administration unveiled the "OnlyFarms" website on Friday (Mar 27), which is hou
INDIA, March 28 — In what is being dubbed as a deliberate play on the name of adult platform OnlyFans, the White House on Friday (Mar 27) unveiled a new website called 'OnlyFarms" to highlight the Trump administration's agricultural policy.
The site, OnlyFarms. See more
Newsweek
MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell appears to have been served with legal documents while being int
UNITED STATES, March 28 — Mike Lindell ‘Served’ With Documents Live on Air Published M See more
saltwire.com
Prime Minister Mark Carney was in Halifax and expressed optimism about Nova Scotia’s futur
CANADA, March 27 — Mark Carney let it slip he finds economics “sexy,” but at least he was in a safe space when he did it. The prime minister was in Halifax on Friday to address a ballroom full of Nova Scotia’s business leaders and got caught up in his optimism around the province’s future. See more
Newsweek
Conservative activist and lobbyist Matthew Schlapp drew an unexpected response Friday whil
UNITED STATES, March 27 — Conservative activist and lobbyist Matthew Schlapp drew an unexpected response Friday while addressing attendees at the Conservative Political Action Conference ( CPAC ) in Texas . See more
AP News
News article reports that Jill Biden's secret service agent accidentally shoots himself in
UNITED STATES, March 27 — Jill Biden's secret service agent accidentally shoots himself in the leg
Al Jazeera
Nepali rapper-turned-politician Balendra Shah has been sworn in as prime minister after hi
QATAR, March 27 — Nepal’s new PM gives message to nation in rap, ahead of swearing in Nepali rapper-turned-politician Balendra Shah has been sworn in as prime minister after his party’s landslide election win this month. See more
Shore News Network
A Jackson resident confronted township officials this week, accusing the council and admin
UNITED STATES, March 27 — Jackson, NJ – A Jackson resident confronted township officials this week, accusing the council and administration of failing to act on what he described as ongoing illegal activity at a Cobain Road property that he claims has disrupted his neighborhood for years. See more
CBC News
Premier François Legault called for Air Canada CEO Michael Rousseau to resign, saying he l
CANADA, March 27 — Premier François Legault is being joined by Quebec politicians of various stripes in calling for Air Canada CEO Michael Rousseau to resign. The multi-partisan unity is in response to an English condolence video released by Air Canada after the fatal collision at New York's LaGuar See more
The Independent
Some Republicans have raised alarm bells at the growing number of young conservatives who
LONDON, March 26 — Senator Ted Cruz Says Antisemitism Is 'Gaining Real Purchase' Among Young Conservatives Your support helps us to tell the story Read more Support Now From reproductive rights to climate change to Big Tech, The Independent is on the ground when the story is developing. See more
Fort Worth Star-Telegram
A North Richland Hills resident who legally changed his name to Literally Anybody Else is
UNITED STATES, March 26 — In this Fort Worth suburb, mayor faces Literally Anybody Else in May 2 election By Elizabeth Campbell March 26, 2026 10:57 AM Jack McCarty, left, and Literally Anybody Else are running for mayor of North Richland Hills.
Else, right, changed his name from Dustin Ebey. See more
AP News
The article discusses a prayer service held at the Pentagon, led by Pete Hegseth.
UNITED STATES, March 26 — Menu World SECTIONS Iran war Russia-Ukraine war Español China Asia Pacific Latin America Europe Africa TOP STORIES Mexican President says she will uphold Cuban doctor agreement as other countries dip out LIVE Live updates: Trump delays Strait of Hormuz deadline as Wall Street ha See more
The Tyee
B.C. has quietly eliminated its Climate Action Secretariat, the long-running agency that p
CANADA, March 26 — In an email to staff viewed by The Tyee, Peter Pokorny, deputy minister of energy and climate solutions, said that “to align with key priorities” some secretariat staff would move to new subject matter, including supporting LNG, pipelines and gas fracking. See more
NOTUS
Democrats say that a top official at the Federal Emergency Management Agency with a record
UNITED STATES, March 26 — FEMA Associate Administrator Gregg Phillips did not appear for scheduled testimony at a House Committee on Homeland Security hearing Wednesday.
Former Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem speaks during a news conference at Federal Emergency Management Agency headquarters, Satu See more
The Independent
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth led his first monthly Christian worship service at the Pent
GB, March 26 — Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth led his first monthly Christian worship service at the Pentagon since the Iran war began on Wednesday, praying for "every round to find its mark" against the nation’s adversaries. See more
Greatest Hits Radio (Surrey & East Hampshire)
Crispin Blunt has been fined £1,200 for possessing illegal drugs after he told a court he
GB, March 25 — Former MP Crispin Blunt has been fined £1,200 for possessing illegal drugs after he told a court he entered the world of chemsex parties to help inform government policy. See more
NBC News
Investigating voter fraud claims, Harry Wait requested the ballots of Wisconsin Assembly S
UNITED STATES, March 25 — A jury convicted a Wisconsin man of election fraud and identity theft for requesting the ballots of Republican state Assembly Speaker Robin Vos and Democratic Racine Mayor Cory Mason without their consent. See more
NBC News
Cheerleading entrepreneur and conservative activist Jeff Webb, described as a mentor to sl
UNITED STATES, March 25 — Cheerleading entrepreneur and conservative activist Jeff Webb, described as a mentor to slain Turning Point USA co-founder Charlie Kirk , died "following complications after an accident," officials said. See more
We Got This Covered
Life for the Martinez family in Huntington Beach, California , has been completely upended
UNITED STATES, March 24 — Life for the Martinez family in Huntington Beach, California , has been completely upended. The father was deported to Mexico while his Navy airman daughter was deployed to the Middle East on the same day. See more
Ars Technica
The Trump administration announced it will pay TotalEnergies $1 billion to abandon offshor
UNITED STATES, March 24 — On Monday, the Trump administration announced its newest approach to its goal of blocking the development of offshore wind: pay companies to walk away from lease sites they had paid for under the Biden administration. See more
Akajiofo Press
My novel does not emerge from a vacuum. It is born from the urgent, unresolved chords of o
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Tempe Local
An ASU free speech event was canceled after Erika Kirk allegedly objected.
UNITED STATES, March 23 — An ASU free speech event was canceled after Erika Kirk allegedly objected.
TMJ4
Washington County officials are considering a $50,000 plan to rename a stretch of County T
UNITED STATES, March 20 — The Washington County Executive Committee is scheduled to take up the item at its meeting Wednesday. If passed, the measure would move to the full county board for a final vote.
The proposed name — "Charlie J. See more
Fortune
Court documents from a recent lawsuit reveal the Trump administration’s Department of Gove
UNITED STATES, March 20 — The Trump administration’s efforts to slash diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) initiatives left another acronym on the chopping block: one museum’s $350,000 grant to replace its heating, ventilation, and air conditioning (HVAC) system. See more
My London
Hackney Council has suggested taking an autistic child on a bus ride to prove his family's
GB, March 20 — Hackney Council has suggested taking an autistic child on a bus ride to prove his family's claim that travelling by public transport would trigger a distressing meltdown. See more
CBC News
Ontario Premier Doug Ford congratulated a homeowner who shot and injured an alleged home i
CANADA, March 20 — Ontario Premier Doug Ford congratulated a homeowner who shot and injured an alleged home invader in Vaughan, Ont. , this week, saying intruders "need to be shot. See more
Al Jazeera
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth hints war funding may change, leaving timeline decisions to
QATAR, March 20 — The Pentagon is seeking an additional $200bn from Congress to fund the United States-Israel war with Iran , a conflict Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth warns has no “timeframe” for ending. See more
NPR
Health officials with the Trump administration have backed away from an effort to more hea
UNITED STATES, March 20 — The Trump administration has abandoned new tanning bed rules Health officials with the Trump administration have backed away from an effort to more heavily regulate indoor tanning — despite protests from medical groups that warn of the dangers of skin cancer. See more
ABC News
The ABC asked South Australian voters what matters most to them in the lead-up to the elec
AUSTRALIA, March 19 — The ABC asked you to tell us what matters most in the four weeks leading up to the South Australian election. We heard from nearly 1,000 people.
Unsurprisingly, the results varied hugely, but there were plenty of common threads. See more
Washington County Insider
During the upcoming Wednesday, March 18, 2026, meeting of the Washington County executive
UNITED STATES, March 19 — During the upcoming Wednesday, March 18, 2026, meeting of the Washington County executive committee, there is a discussion / possible action item regarding a resolution to consider spending $50,000 from the general fund to add “Charlie J. See more
Tampa Bay Times
The University of Florida deactivated a College Republicans chapter, pointing in part to a
UNITED STATES, March 19 — The University of Florida deactivated a College Republicans chapter, pointing in part to an antisemitic gesture made by a member. See more
9news.com
Denver International Airport launched a gift card drive to try and help officers who are w
UNITED STATES, March 19 — DENVER — Denver International Airport (DIA) is asking for gift card donations to support the Transportation Security Administration employees working without pay during the partial federal government shutdown. See more
404 Media
The Executive Office of the President registered the domain aliens.gov on Wednesday a litt
UNITED STATES, March 19 — The Executive Office of the President registered the domain aliens. gov on Wednesday a little after 6:30 AM according to a bot that monitors federal domains . See more
Ars Technica
Department of Energy’s attempts to prop up coal can look pretty pointless. The Department
UNITED STATES, March 19 — In the US, the economics of coal power generation are marginal at best, and a large number of coal plants have shut down as cheaper renewables and natural gas have surged. See more
AP News
This article discusses a confrontation between Rand Paul and Sen. Mullin during a DHS conf
UNITED STATES, March 19 — Menu World SECTIONS Iran war Russia-Ukraine war Español China Asia Pacific Latin America Europe Africa TOP STORIES LIVE Trump threatens to strike South Pars gas field if Iran attacks Qatar again Strikes hit world's largest natural gas field in Iran, and Tehran retaliates with mor See more
WISN
The Washington County Board of Supervisors will consider renaming a portion of a highway a
UNITED STATES, March 19 — TOUR ACROSS THE COUNTY. LEADING THE WAY WITH IMPORTANT LOCAL COVERAGE. YOU’RE WATCHING WISN 12 NEWS AT SIX. See more
The Independent
Tulsi Gabbard pointedly refused to say whether Iran presented an “imminent” nuclear threat
GB, March 19 — Tulsi Gabbard pointedly refused to say whether Iran presented an “imminent” nuclear threat to America before the U. See more
Democracy Docket
As the SAVE America Act is debated on the Senate floor and faces likely defeat, a Newsmax
UNITED STATES, March 18 — As the SAVE America Act is debated on the Senate floor and faces likely defeat, a Newsmax host suggested on air that its failure is justification for Americans to arm themselves. See more
Westword
“Truth, not lies, from pedophiles,” a circle of people chanted at Cheesman Park on Saturda
UNITED STATES, March 18 — Denver protesters burned onions, oregano and incense at the Cheesman Park Pavilion on Saturday, March 14, in a ritual to inspire the full release of the unredacted government files on sex criminal and shamed financier Jeffrey Epstein . See more
CTV News
Florida is one of 18 states where marrying your first cousin is legal, a fact that surpris
CANADA, March 18 — Florida is one of 18 states where marrying your first cousin is legal, a fact that surprises many residents and has sparked questions about why the practice remains permissible.
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