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Privacy Policy

Privacy Policy

Effective Date: March 4, 2026

This Privacy Policy explains how The Oddyist ("we," "us," or "our") collects, uses, discloses, and protects information when you access our website, read content, or subscribe to our newsletter (collectively, the "Services").

By using the Services, you acknowledge this Privacy Policy.

1. Information We Collect

We collect the following categories of information:

  1. Information you provide directly: for example, your email address when you subscribe to the newsletter.
  2. Usage and device data: information such as page views, referring pages, approximate location, browser type, and interaction events collected through analytics tools.
  3. Technical data: log and diagnostic information generated by our hosting, application, and security infrastructure.

2. How We Use Information

We use collected information to:

  1. Provide and operate the Services.
  2. Deliver newsletter emails and manage subscriptions.
  3. Measure performance, readership, and engagement.
  4. Maintain security, prevent abuse, and troubleshoot issues.
  5. Comply with legal obligations and enforce our Terms of Service.

3. Cookies and Analytics

We and our analytics providers may use cookies, scripts, and similar technologies to understand traffic and usage patterns. If Google Analytics is enabled for the Services, analytics data may be collected and processed by Google according to Google's policies.

You can manage cookies through your browser settings. Blocking cookies may affect some site functionality.

4. How We Share Information

We do not sell personal information. We may share information:

  1. With service providers that help us operate the Services (for example, hosting and analytics).
  2. When required by law, legal process, or government request.
  3. To protect rights, safety, and security of users, the public, or The Oddyist.
  4. As part of a merger, acquisition, financing, or sale of assets.

5. Data Retention

We retain personal information for as long as needed to provide the Services, maintain records, resolve disputes, enforce agreements, and comply with legal obligations. Retention periods may vary by data type and purpose.

6. Your Choices and Rights

Depending on where you live, you may have rights to access, correct, delete, or limit use of your personal information. You may also have the right to object to certain processing or request data portability.

You can unsubscribe from newsletter emails at any time using the unsubscribe link in those messages.

7. Children's Privacy

The Services are not directed to children under 13, and we do not knowingly collect personal information from children under 13. If you believe a child has provided personal information, contact us and we will take appropriate action.

8. Security

We use reasonable technical and organizational measures to protect personal information. No method of transmission or storage is completely secure, and we cannot guarantee absolute security.

9. International Data Transfers

We may process and store information in the United States and other countries where our service providers operate. Data protection laws in those locations may differ from those in your jurisdiction.

10. Changes to This Policy

We may update this Privacy Policy from time to time. The revised version will be posted on this page with an updated date. Your continued use of the Services after changes become effective indicates acceptance of the updated policy.

11. Contact

Questions or requests regarding this Privacy Policy can be sent to: editor@oddyist.com.

Last Updated: March 4, 2026

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