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BBC Breakfast presenters Naga Munchetty and Ben Thompson struggled to contain their laught
GB, March 28 — BBC Breakfast presenters Naga Munchetty and Ben Thompson couldn't help but chuckle during an unusual segment on this morning's show (March 28).
The pair were fronting Saturday's flagship news programme when they found themselves battling to keep straight faces during a report exa See more
A.V. Club
Ukrainian Railways CEO Oleksandr Pertsovskyi presented the Best Supporting Actor winner wi
UNITED STATES, March 26 — Sean Penn may have skipped most of Awards season like it was Mr. Hand’s history class, but that doesn’t mean he’s totally averse to collecting trophies.
After going AWOL on Sunday’s Academy Awards and turning up on Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy’s Instagram page , Penn r See more
AP News
A South African composer is suing a comedian over a 'Lion King' routine.
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A.V. Club
The settlement comes after a five-year legal battle between the Chicago rapper and Pat Cor
UNITED STATES, March 25 — Chicago musician Chance the Rapper (born Chancelor Bennett) has won $35 in a five-year legal battle against his onetime manager, Pat Corcoran (formerly known as Pat the Manager).
On Friday, a Cook County jury dismissed Corcoran’s claims that the Coloring Book artist owed him $3. See more
MLB.com
Join us and Harlequin in the city where Ilya rules the ice for a summer night that's anyth
UNITED STATES, March 20 — Heated Rivalry Night Coming soon in 2026 - will you meet us there? Join us and Harlequin in the city where Ilya rules the ice for a summer night that's anything but ordinary. See more
Clavicular ends and walks out of his Channel 5 interview with Andrew Callaghan after Andre
UNITED STATES, March 20 — Clavicular ends and walks out of his Channel 5 interview with Andrew Callaghan after Andrew reveals he’s satisfied with how he looks and doesn’t need looksmaxxing
Irish Star
Kid Rock was mocked by Conan O'Brien at the 2026 Oscars and hit back on social media, but
IE, March 19 — Kid Rock has exposed himself to additional ridicule following mockery at this year's Oscars, according to a PR specialist. The 55-year-old, whose birth name is Robert James Ritchie, took offense after becoming the punchline at the 98th Academy Awards. See more
Push Square
Street Fighter 3: New Generation protagonist Alex is available now in Street Fighter 6 , b
UNITED STATES, March 19 — Street Fighter 3: New Generation protagonist Alex is available now in Street Fighter 6 , but it’s not necessarily his gameplay that’s got tongues wagging.
Some bizarre lore changes have sent ripples through the Capcom community, as it turns out our favourite facepainted wrassler See more
Super Throwback Party
On Wednesday afternoon, an Adams County, Ohio, jury delivered a monumental free speech vic
UNITED STATES, March 19 — The jury has officially spoken, and the lemon pound cake is safe. On Wednesday afternoon, an Adams County, Ohio, jury delivered a monumental free speech victory for rapper Afroman, completely rejecting a multimillion-dollar defamation lawsuit filed by the seven sheriff's deputies See more
NBC News
"So all of this is their fault, and now they want to sue me for their mistake," the "Becau
UNITED STATES, March 18 — A defiant rapper testified on Tuesday that he exercised free speech when he released music videos featuring images of Ohio deputies raiding his home, saying any suffering they claim in a lawsuit is due to “their mistake. See more
The Independent
Lisa Rinna’s bold Oscars party look was made out of a bizarre fabric choice: 11 pounds of
LONDON, March 17 — Lisa Rinna’s bold Oscars party look was made out of a bizarre fabric choice: 11 pounds of real hair extensions. The 62-year-old reality star attended Elton John’s 2026 Oscars party Sunday in a custom-made Christian Cowan gown. See more
NBC Chicago
A set of fins could be seen circling the emerald waters during the annual river dyeing. Th
UNITED STATES, March 15 — As the 2026 river dye celebration wraps up, take another look at the moment the Chicago River transformed into its iconic bright green color.
Are there sharks in the Chicago River or is the dye getting to you? See more
BBC News
Welcome to the online world of "looksmaxxing", where a growing number of young men are goi
LONDON, March 15 — Marvin ponders his attractiveness before giving himself "a solid 7/10". With a bit more work, he feels he could improve. "I'm not happy with my skin, eyebags and my jawline could be better," Marvin says. See more
CNN
Two of the most divisive shows are “Thomas the Tank Engine” and “Paw Patrol,” both of whic
UNITED STATES, March 15 — CNN Parents like to see themselves as purveyors of possibility. We want our children to inhabit a world in which identities are both mutable and equal, and imagination and empathy reign supreme! See more
FOX 11 Los Angeles
The U.S. Postal Service is officially honoring lowrider culture with a new series of stamp
UNITED STATES, March 15 — LOS ANGELES - The U. See more
The Independent
Scrubs star Zach Braff has denied he is dating an AI chatbot. The actor and filmmaker , wh
LONDON, March 15 — Scrubs star Zach Braff has denied he is dating an AI chatbot. The actor and filmmaker , who also wrote, directed and starred in the 2004 dramedy Garden State , issued the surprising denial to his Instagram account, after internet users baselessly claimed he was less into manic pi See more
FOX 11 Los Angeles
The U.S. Postal Service is officially honoring lowrider culture with a new series of stamp
UNITED STATES, March 15 — LOS ANGELES - The U. See more
paddleyourownkanoo.com
A popular aviation YouTuber with more than one million subscribers has found himself embro
UNITED STATES, March 6 — Nonstop Dan A popular aviation YouTuber with more than one million subscribers has found himself embroiled in a backlash after he claimed that he was stranded in Singapore due to the ongoing conflict in Iran and the closure of airspace throughout the Middle East. See more
Newsweek
Luigi: The Musical is back, and this time, it's set to open five minutes from the site of
UNITED STATES, March 6 — Luigi: The Musical is back, and this time, it's set to open five minutes from the site of Brian Thompson's killing. The viral musical about alleged killer Luigi Mangione is set to debut in New York in June at the Green Room 42. See more
FOX 32 Chicago
The trailer for a horror version of Pinocchio just dropped and it’s just as terrifying and
UNITED STATES, March 5 — The same creator of "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey" has created yet another horror film that reimagines a childhood classic. "Pinocchio: Unstrung" gives a gory twist to the beloved fairy-tale as Cricket (voiced by Robert Englund) helps the puppet steal body parts in order to b See more
Consequence
Danny McBride will also write a separate script, as the studio hopes to blend the two proj
UNITED STATES, March 5 — When facing the relaunch of a franchise, why hire one writer to develop an idea when you can hire two? That s Paramount s new strategy for G. See more
FOX5
In a move that celebrates one of music’s biggest stars, Park Avenue is set to be renamed B
UNITED STATES, March 4 — LAS VEGAS ( FOX5 ) — In a move that celebrates one of music’s biggest stars, Park Avenue is set to be renamed Bruno Mars Drive, sources with MGM Resorts have confirmed. See more
Fox News
Billy Idol started smoking crack to kick his heroin addiction, and spoiler alert, it worke
UNITED STATES, March 4 — Billy Idol started smoking crack to kick his heroin addiction, and spoiler alert, it worked. During an appearance on "Club Random with Bill Maher," Idol admitted that smoking crack allowed him to stop using heroin.
"Once you're trying to get off heroin, what do you go to? See more
Fox News
Billy Idol started smoking crack to kick his heroin addiction, and spoiler alert, it worke
UNITED STATES, March 4 — Billy Idol started smoking crack to kick his heroin addiction, and spoiler alert, it worked. During an appearance on "Club Random with Bill Maher," Idol admitted that smoking crack allowed him to stop using heroin.
"Once you're trying to get off heroin, what do you go to? See more
BBC News
A tattoo artist is offering tattoos in exchange for new and old Pokémon cards to add to hi
LONDON, March 4 — A tattoo artist is offering tattoos in exchange for new and old Pokémon cards to add to his huge collection. The Pokémon franchise - consisting of animated TV series, movies, a trading card game and the mega-hit mobile game Pokémon Go!
- turned 30 years old on Friday. See more
CNN
Jim Carrey’s representative wants you to know that was absolutely the actor making an appe
UNITED STATES, March 3 — People in entertainment See all topics Facebook Tweet Email Link Threads Link Copied! Follow Jim Carrey’s representative wants you to know that was absolutely the actor making an appearance at an awards show in France last week. See more
Variety
The Cesar Awards has denied the Jim Carrey clone conspiracy theory after the actor's honor
UNITED STATES, March 2 — If anything, the swirling impersonation rumors surrounding Jim Carrey s honorary appearance at the C sar Awards in Paris may be a testament to the enduring cult status of his wild performances in films like The Truman Show and The Mask. See more
Playboy
The night promised intimacy, but in the end it felt sort of a like a high school dance. WR
UNITED STATES, March 2 — It is 7:42pm on Valentine s Day and as I climb the stairs to the exposed brick concrete loft event space, I feel like I m walking into a high school dance, but freakier. See more
JoBlo
After taking a four-year hiatus from shooting Hollywood blockbusters like Creed III and Ma
UNITED STATES, February 26 — After taking a four-year hiatus from shooting Hollywood blockbusters like Creed III and Marvel s Ant-Man and The Wasp: Quantumania , Jonathan Majors is mounting a comeback of sorts by signing on to star in an untitled action film for The Daily Wire and Bonfire Legend. See more
TechRaptor
Controversy has arisen from the recent Neopets TTRPG playtest document. The beta playtest,
UNITED STATES, February 24 — The Neopets TTRPG Playtest Controversy The Neopets TTRPG playtest controversy started when the document became available to the public. Over several weeks, fans and tabletop enthusiasts poured over the material, curious to see how the family-friendly web series about raising ador See more
Variety
ABC’s “ The Rookie ” will air an episode “prominently” featuring the cast of “ Game Change
UNITED STATES, February 24 — It’s the crossover no one knew they always needed: ABC’s “ The Rookie ” will air an episode “prominently” featuring the cast of “ Game Changer ,” a competition series from indie comedy platform Dropout (formerly CollegeHumor). See more
CNN
A man yelled a racist slur as two celebrated Black actors, Michael B. Jordan and Delroy Li
UNITED STATES, February 23 — It was the clip heard around the world after Sunday night’s BAFTA ceremony in London — a man yelling a racist slur as two celebrated Black actors, Michael B.
Jordan and Delroy Lindo, presented an award on stage. See more
Variety
Kid Rock wasn’t kidding around when sang a song about finding Jesus to conclude the recent
UNITED STATES, February 22 — Kid Rock wasn’t kidding around when sang a song about finding Jesus to conclude the recent Turning Point USA alternative halftime show. He got religious again on social media Friday, although this time the musician was speaking about divine judgment which he suggested God may ena See more
Farmers Guardian
Grimsby Auditorium said it had made a 'considerate gesture' by choosing to remove pork pro
ENGLAND, February 22 — Grimsby Auditorium said it had made a 'considerate gesture' by choosing to remove pork products for the Peppa Pig performance A theatre in Lincolnshire has announced it will ban the sale of pork products when families head to the venue for its Peppa Pig show next month. See more
Consequence
William Shatner has announced the upcoming release of a new metal album featuring 35 handp
UNITED STATES, February 21 — William Shatner has announced the upcoming release of a new metal album featuring 35 handpicked metal icons. The 94-year-old Star Trek star, known for his dramatic spoken-word style, revealed that he ll be covering Black Sabbath, Judas Priest and Iron Maiden on the as-yet-untitle See more
Theprp.com
William Shatner is set to release a new heavy metal album pairing covers of staples by the
UNITED STATES, February 19 — ‘ Star Trek legend William Shatner is set to release a new heavy metal album pairing covers of staples by the likes of Black Sabbath , Judas Priest and Iron Maiden , along with all-new compositions.
The 94-year-old actor/musician, etc. See more
The Hollywood Reporter
The mercurial actor, allegedly sober for years, has been letting loose for nearly a week i
UNITED STATES, February 17 — If there was ever a city to fall off the wagon in, it’s New Orleans . If there was ever a time, it’s Mardi Gras. While the carnival culminates tomorrow, Fat Tuesday, the Transformers actor Shia LaBeouf — who has professed to be sober , and who has blamed his abusive behavior towa See more
Creative Bloq
Zoey's voice actor wants a “very, very serious movie”. A darker movie exploring more matur
LONDON, February 16 — KPop Demon Hunters was the surprise animation hit of 2025. Maggie Kang and Chris Appelhans' movie has become a global cultural phenomenon. It's the most-watched movie ever on Netflix, and it's now vying with Disney's Zootopia 2 for the Best Animated Feature Oscar . See more
TheGamer
Someone managed to delete their fiancé's Red Dead Redemption 2 save file, but managed to f
UNITED STATES, February 16 — Accidentally deleting a save file is one of the most tragic things that can happen to a gamer. All those hours of hard work going down the drain because you weren't paying attention.
There is something worse than that though: a loved one accidentally deleting your save file. See more
The Hollywood Reporter
A planned collaboration between late night host Jimmy Fallon and powerful entertainment ex
UNITED STATES, February 14 — A planned collaboration between late night host Jimmy Fallon and powerful entertainment executive Tommy Mottola to launch a branded line of pasta sauces is now kaput as the entertainment mogul s name is being discovered all over the Epstein Files , exposing his close relationship See more