UNITED STATES, May 21 — Hell is for sale, and in this case it’s Hell, Michigan. The popular tourist town, located near Pinckney in Livingston County, just hit the market. The asking price is $625,000. The listing includes just over seven acres of land, two buildings — one that used to house a restaurant and another with the current retail shop — plus the miniature golf course. Despite the for sale sign, folks in Hell say they’re still open and welcoming tourists from all over the state.
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